#2 Remember when they used to have a bible opened? That is so old school.
#1 Trying to make out that anyone who has such a car, is looking for some fast women - the guy is targeting ladies with shopping bags. But we see the clean cut JW's are having the better life...
#5 We know what the teacher and all the kids are thinking about her answer.... But Let's Make Sure we pressure all the JW school kids into "standing up for the truth"
#4 Heroic Elders out to spread Theocratic Warfare. They called each other before going out so they could color coordinate. The one on the right is of course, the one in charge because he has the bigger tie.
#3 Yes you old people who now know you aren't going to walk into the paradise - pray more so you won't be depressed. (but you will be anyway)
#6 Let's pretend we're in the paradise! I'm sure God will make it possible for us to breathe under water so we can marvel at all the beauty. Ok enough of this going to fun places. We need to be at the meetings and standing by our carts.